The uniqueness of the golf course has generated some terms that may not be common to the "golf-ball" golfer. These terms are outlined alphabetically below:
Some memorable quotes on the golf course from the early years and tournaments:
"I'll start playing when its for money" - Mr. Neilson
"And how old are you boys?" - Lady selling us a hula hoop at Zellars
"You know what, don't worry about it Eric, you just keep hackin' away at that lawn, I'll fix it up" - Byron
"All I need is hole in one" - Eric
"I got my wedge and a tennis ball in the trunk" - Mike Mosier
"I'd bet Tiger Woods $50 I beat him" - Eric
"Should I take a drop or try and be a hero?" - Mike Cirocco
after a tee off into the bush on 7 during a twilight round:
"Ah f***. . . get the snake light" - Colin Cook
after a bad tee off on 7:
"Jay, what was that?" - Eric
"I don't know, I'm so nervous" - Jason
in regards to Byron removing the original tree hole:
"You got a problem?" - Byron
"Well... It's going to be kind of hard to see a hoop in the Tribune" - Eric
"That plaque is the greatest prize in all of sports." - Eric
to Colin during a brutal 7th hole:
"Ouch Cook... you're shooting 4 from the Reichelt's backyard" - Eric
after seeing a major cutting of the Seliske tree:
"Wow, that's huge... it's usually the tree and not the pole that breaks a lot of hearts" - Eric
after viewing all the tree growth around the 7th tee before the 2014 tournament:
"Eric... it's tighter than a duck's asshole back there" - Byron